Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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