break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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