I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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