No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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