I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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