Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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