I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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