im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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