Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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