It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
