why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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