covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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