summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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