If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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