We're facebook friends in real life
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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