So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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