i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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