he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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