ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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