I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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