So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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