your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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