The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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