Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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