You work out of a Hotel?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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