I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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