What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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