Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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