Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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