maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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