You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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