I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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