Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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