I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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