My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
