What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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