I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Couch. On fire.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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