This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
