Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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