So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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