do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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