I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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