that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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