Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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