Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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