i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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