You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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