How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
