I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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