I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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