I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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