Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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