Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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