I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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